The Lobster Almanac. More important than any Farmer’s Almanac.
A lobster claw harmonica. For when life gets really hard and it actually sounds like a good idea to blow out a tune on a lobster claw harmonica. Probably toxic.
A metal lobster sign. Why this exists and why somebody thought this would be a good idea to create and sell for any being aside from me is a mystery.
Two Ty Lobster Beanie Babies from 1993. Codename “Pinchers”. Their boss is a man of humour and originality. One of them has a tag protector, one doesn’t. One is probably a piece of shit.
Mini Ty lobster McDonald’s prize from 1993. Made out of pink paste, just like their chicken nuggets.